Actress: Holy crap, is that a real child? In the pink, I mean…
Bishop: I have no idea… Do I see one lifeless doll, two, or three?
Actress: I’m counting three. This is like something out of a creepy doll horror movie.
Bishop: OK, Whichever of you are flesh and blood humans, raise your hand!
Actress: Anyone?
Bishop: *crickets chirping*
Actress: …………………
Actress: Ok, so we have to assume that Little Marcy is Chucky’s sister in the green… Is she a ventriloquist doll? I ask only because that woman doesn’t appear to have her hand anywhere near her arse…
Bishop: Ahh! This cover keeps getting creepier… The doll sings on its own!
Actress: And I don’t like the look on the woman’s face. I’m waiting for her eyes to glow red. Actually, I’m waiting for ALL their eyes to glow red…
Bishop: Yeah, bare minimum
Bishop: Who dresses their kids like that? Is that Laura Ingalls?
Actress: Oh, my… I think it’s Nelly! It would explain the sadistic vibe…
Actress: I think the other child has been kidnapped and forced to participate in blondie’s “little dolly” fantasies. She looks like she’s in pain.
Bishop: God, they all appear in pain… emotional pain.
Bishop: It makes me long for a nice monster movie poster. One where people are being attacked by vicious space aliens. At least then, the horrors are overt
Actress: This IS a monster movie poster.
Bishop: You’re right! This is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel if I’ve ever seen it.
Actress: I’m frightened to go to sleep now. Will you stay up with me, baby?
Bishop: Yes. I may never sleep again.
Actress: As long as we never, never sleep together… *wink, wink*
6 Comments
October 25, 2007 at 4:18 pm
That is sick…and FUNNY!
Thanks I needed the laugh this morning. My neighbor’s pet monkey bit me.
Also, I like your email address. How do I know it? You commented on my blog.
I’d like to add you to my blogroll.
If that’s OK, come by http://www.trailerparkbarbie@wordpress and give me a “YEP!”
October 25, 2007 at 8:10 pm
I’m scared. I once worked for a woman that looked like the one in the pink!
October 26, 2007 at 12:49 pm
UM – Of course that’s ok, we’re so pleased you like our rambly little space.
We will add you… hang on, did Bishop already do it? We’ll get onto it…
Karen – You worked for a woman who looked like a terrified, crying doll-child? No wonder you say “once”, and not “presently”… That would be more than enough to scare me off any employment…
~ Actress
October 26, 2007 at 5:42 pm
what songs should you sing with this baby….all hail king satan…or something really satanic like Rocky Mountain high by John Denver
October 27, 2007 at 5:00 am
That image is now burned into my retinas, and there’s nothing I can do about it.
October 27, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Proudlu – Indeed. I’m also thinking some Peter Paul and Mary, The Seekers, and maybe just a sprinkling of Tom Jones for extra subversion.
Moonbeam – Er, yeah. Sorry ’bout that… We’ll try to replace it with something a bit less scary soon.
Hah. Who am I kidding?
~Actress