Monthly Archives: November 2007
Plastique Fantastique vol. XIX
Bishop: This is a brilliant concept. I think they should make an ongoing tv series out of this. Actress: You could be onto something there. I ayam filled with the POWER!!! Bishop: He fights against the powers of Satan… … Continue reading
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Plastique Fantastique vol. XVIII
Actress: I can make no sense of this. Supernature of…. what? Bad Halloween masks? Bishop: I have no idea what I’m looking at, except to say that if they’re trying to give me nightmares, they’re doing a great job. … Continue reading
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Plastique Fantastique vol. XVII
Bishop: Obviously, “pussy” refers to a domesticated feline. I don’t get why you told me this photo would be racy. What’s wrong with that? Actress: I agree completely. I love my pussies. Yes, I have more than one…. Aren’t I … Continue reading
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Plastique Fantastique XVI
Actress: Geez, neighbours can be bastards, can’t they? “I told you I would keel you if you played any more of that Gordon Lightfoot music!!” Bishop: It makes me wonder what neighborhood this is in… or country… or alternate … Continue reading
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Comix Remix vol. VI
Bishop: The boomerangs aren’t scary until you factor in the little electrical trails that wrap around you like barbed wire. It’s almost as painful as Captain Boomerang’s taste in clothes. Actress: I’m not sure if I’m more concerned by … Continue reading
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Comix Remix vol. V
Bishop: Must… resist urge… to make… tasteless terrorism joke… Actress: It’s really bloody hard, isn’t it? Oh, go on… Bishop: Doesn’t being outside the plane make it harder to hijack? AGH! I couldn’t resist! Forgive me, please… Actress: HAH! Oh, … Continue reading
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Plastique Fantastique XV
Actress: Is that John Belushi? Bishop: *gasp!* Belushi! Bishop: Snap. Actress: I don’t think Belushi ever wore white pants. Bishop: No, this is clearly some sort of tropical Belushi. Actress: This is like Belushi on holiday in Imperial Singapore. Bishop: … Continue reading
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Far-Out Flicks vol. VII
Bishop: Oh no, they invited WEIRD atomic beasts who live off human blood? I was hoping this party would have all the normal atomic beasts who life off human blood. Actress: You’d be a bit disappointed if it was … Continue reading
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Plastique Fantastique vol. XIV
Actress: Such a good looking bunch of fellows are Black Sabbath, that we need DUAL images of their lustrous locks. I’m excited already. Bishop: Hey, mirrors don’t work like that. I should be thankful. If this mirror reflected accurately, we’d … Continue reading
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Far-Out Flicks vol. VI
Bishop: The tagline focuses on the seven savage punks, but I’m wondering about the giantress off to the side… do you see her? If you squint, you can just barely make her out. Actress: *squints* Oh, yeah. Bishop: Incredible. … Continue reading
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