You’ve just entered Coolsville, Daddy-O. This little cyber shindig features two hep cats gettin’ groovy with the funkalicious sounds of the underground. Vinyl albums, photos, flicks, comix, and whatever else blows your hair back. They’ve got it all, baby.
So sit back and enjoy some freak-out stone grooves, you dig?
JIVE-TO-ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
Thank you for visiting SexyCoolSuperSpy. This is a blog dedicated to pop culture oddities of all kinds. We will satirize, lampoon, and otherwise mock vinyl album covers, pictures, movies, comic books, and whatever else we stumble upon that is ridiculous enough to laugh at publicly. Pay attention: we may also include straight reviews of random stuff that we actually recommend.
WHO WE ARE:
Codename: Actress is a sexy and brilliant international woman of mystery. Well-versed in the blogosphere and every corner of the pop culture landscape, The Actress loves loud music, roaring with laughter, and long, champagne-fueled Friday nights.
Codename: Bishop is an urbane and debonair gentleman with a lust for life (and the Actress). A talented wordsmith, and a born smartass, The Bishop is fueled by sex, comedy, and rock and roll.
Yes, they’re gettin’ it on.
44 Comments
September 25, 2007 at 7:55 pm
thanx for your comment on The Manchurian Candidate (1962). Actually, I enjoy both! love them… cheers, katara
September 25, 2007 at 8:55 pm
katara – Thanks for the visit.
I also enjoyed both of them, but, as I said, the original was a hair better and I believe creepier.
Come back any time.
- The Bishop
September 27, 2007 at 2:15 am
Looking forward to more satire and lampooning.
September 27, 2007 at 6:49 am
Hey hroman, thanks for dropping by!
Oh, there will be more… plenty more. Thankfully for us, bad taste and cheesy graphics have been more than rife in popular culture over the last few decades. Makes the world a better place, I say!
~ The Actress
September 27, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I agree American media is all about trash and smoke and mirrors. But I like watching how stupid people can be. If you notice on my page some of my categories, Stupid Idiots has been leading the pack.
If you like things vintage I found this the other day.
http://www.plan59.com/galleries/directory.htm
September 27, 2007 at 5:16 pm
scandalouscandice – I agree. It’s that stupid and worse. But it is entertaining.
Cool link. Thanks!
- Bishop
October 4, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Oh, the photos, the colors, the horrendous seventies flashbacks. This is wonderful!
October 4, 2007 at 7:16 pm
moonbeammcqueen – Glad you enjoyed it!
Usually the word “horrendous” conveys something that is the opposite of wonderful, but when it comes to the seventies, the two exist in perfect harmony. Strange, isn’t it?
Thank you so much for stopping by and we hope you come back any time you like.
Also, cool username. Any relation to Steve?
- Bishop
October 4, 2007 at 11:39 pm
It is strange. Life changed dramatically when we shifted away from pastels.
I will come back often. Nope, no relation to Steve. If you say it just right, it sort of sounds like “Moonbeam, My Queen,” which has a nice ring to it!
October 5, 2007 at 2:50 am
Oh, god… the pastels. They made a big comeback in the 80’s as I recall… *shudder*.
Hmm… Now you’re giving me ideas. I’m feeling a pastel urge. Oh, it’s strong, too. Bishop! Help…! Must…. find…. pastels….. …. ………
~ Actress
(and your name does have a lovely ring to it, indeed.
)
October 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm
We believe you’re right – the zombies ARE a cover story – much like OJ Simpson. We always wonder what’s REALLY going on when they trot him out – now we have a clue…maybe he’s to hide the ZOMBIES and the zombies are there to hide the werewolves and the werewolves are there to hide the…the mind shudders to contemplate the next layer……………..
October 16, 2007 at 4:42 pm
saywhen – Don’t say it. Don’t even think it. It’s too horrible to even comprehend.
Thanks for the visit and we hope you liked it. Stop back again any time you like.
- Bishop
October 17, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Polar Bears Is Grizzlies Albino.
October 17, 2007 at 6:38 pm
chrismcdevitt – Hmm.. *scratches chin*.
Yes. You are exactly right. Zoologists may disagree, but I’ll give you the point this time.
- Bishop
October 17, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Well, I had to check this out after the “banana” episode. Thanks for giving me lots to laugh about today.
I love the blog – I spent the last half of the ’70’s in the record business. Between bad vinyl album covers and all the media garbage that’s going on today, you won’t run out of material anytime soon.
I’ll be reading you from across the universe…
NoSheep4U
(It’s about knitting…)
October 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm
nosheep4u – Thanks for stopping by.
We’re glad you liked it.
You had a cool job and I’m sure you’re well aware of the treasure trove of pure cheese that exists out there, thanks to the Decade of Plastic. We’ll have plenty to work with.
And thank you for the support. We genuinely appreciate it.
Best!
- Bishop
October 19, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Ok, this is so up the alley of so many people I know. I’m going to have to blogroll you. Are you registered at Fuelmyblog? If not.. go do that and I’ll vote for you.
So funny. I love it.
October 19, 2007 at 5:24 pm
fracas – Hey, thanks for the support!
We love and appreciate that you like this blog and we hope that you come back and also spread the word. We’re still trying to get people interested.
No, we don’t have a Fuelmyblog account, but we will sign up on your recommendation.
By the way, I love your blog as well. It’s funny and in many ways, eye-opening. You will be added to our blogroll as well.
Thanks again!
- Bishop
October 19, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Enjoyed my visit and plan to come back when I have more time to look around. Blogrolled ya. Thanks
October 20, 2007 at 5:22 am
vandamonium – Excellent.
We’ll blogroll you as well. Glad you had a good time and do come back whenever you like.
October 21, 2007 at 6:40 am
Hey, you’re site is pretty sweet. Or, wicked awesome, as my New Jersey friend says. Thanks for the comment on my site, too. And I’m totally adding you to my blogroll.
October 21, 2007 at 7:08 am
Sin City Siren – Thanks!
We’re glad you liked it. Please come back any time you like.
Your site is also wicked awesome and you will be added to our blogroll as well.
Thanks again.
- Bishop
October 21, 2007 at 7:16 am
I am totally blown away by your graphics.
Where do you get these?
Love them.
Bookmarked!
October 21, 2007 at 7:38 am
KillerDollie – The Actress digs them up… I’m not always sure where, though.
Thank you for your kind words. We look forward to seeing you back again.
Best.
- Bishop
October 21, 2007 at 8:07 am
Well the actress has many talents.
I’ll be back. This is a goldmine.
October 21, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Thanks for your comments!
October 21, 2007 at 11:17 pm
KillerDollie – You don’t know the half of it.
We’re really glad you like it. It always pleases us to have return readers. We’ll blogroll you. Thanks again for checking back.
Oscar – No problem.
October 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Totally love the blog – I added you to my blogroll. You 2 are a hoot!
October 22, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Smartass social commentary, fancy haircuts, and witty dialogue. It’s like a Tarentino flick without the blood. Brilliant. You will be my first on my blogroll. I can’t wait to see what you come up with next.
Schmeicheljp
October 22, 2007 at 7:08 pm
KELI – Thank you.
That’s outstanding and we look forward to seeing you back again any time. Your blog is also great, so we’re glad to add you to our blogroll as well.
Thanks again.
It’s much appreciated.
Schmeicheljp – Wow. That’s just crazy complimentary. I’m floored. Can we use that as a dust jacket quote if we ever get a book deal?
Thank you very, very much. We’ll add you to our blogroll and look forward to seeing you around again. We’re glad you like it!
Cheers.
- Bishop
October 23, 2007 at 2:42 pm
That comment you left on my blog was fucking great.
October 23, 2007 at 3:03 pm
lakitchensink – Referring to this?
It’s funny yet oh so sad.
Thanks for the visit.
- Bishop
October 23, 2007 at 5:45 pm
love your blog….lets be friends….ill put you on my blogroll and you can do the same….then we can have oreos…maybe milk….cyber oreos and milk, unless you have time to come to NM…..anyway love the conversations
October 23, 2007 at 6:22 pm
proudlu – Absolutely.
We’ll add you to our blogroll and vice-versa.
And those oreos and milk would really hit the spot right about now. Good call, my friend.
- Bishop
October 23, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Thanks for commenting on my blog, I really like yours and I’m giving you an illustrious position on my ‘roll!
October 24, 2007 at 1:08 pm
hmillic – You’re welcome.
We’re glad you like ours, and will give you the same honor in return.
Cheers.
- Bishop
October 25, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Please, oh, PLEASE….create a third character for me.
I can be Stedman or Gayle and talk about WTH Oprah thinks.
Or, I can be one of the Squidbillies on Cartoon network.
How ’bout it?
TPB…WTWM (White trash with money)
October 25, 2007 at 5:04 pm
UM – Wow, that’s an interesting request.
Actually, it’s a two-person operation, but if we have any staff openings, we’ll post and let you know. 
Until then, just join right in and post in our comment section.
Come back any time, we’re always looking for new readers.
Just so you know, the link in your screen-name doesn’t work.
Just thought I’d let you know.
Cheers!
- Bishop
October 25, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I think it’s because I changed it finally to trailerparkbarbie. That was after I posted here.
I kept it UM for a long time because I was part of another blog.
Is it because I said Stedman or Squidbilly? Is that why I’m being D-E-N-I-E-D???? I could be Seal, Britney, Cher, Sting….any one name person.
I feel so shunned!
October 27, 2007 at 10:32 pm
BTW…I like your blog so much that I added you to my blogroll. Hope that’s OK with both of you.
October 29, 2007 at 2:51 pm
trailerparkbarbie – Ah, you can still post all you like in the comment section.
It’s just that we’re not looking for new “staff members” (for lack of a better term).
Don’t feel shunned! When we shun people, they are forced to wear the official SCSS “badge of shame” and parade down the main street, where they’re jeered and booed and must endure a barrage of thrown garbage. We wouldn’t DREAM of shunning you!
And please add us to your blogroll.
We’ll add you to ours. Thanks and please come again.
Best!
- Bishop
December 16, 2007 at 8:22 am
You two are like the Avengers, sorta…. >: )
Thanks for all the wonderful tacky retroness and hip attitude, I actually laugh out loud (much to the confusion of everyone around
)
Cheers
-Phoenix (a mod)
December 20, 2007 at 6:54 pm
So you guys haven’t posted anything in a while are you taking a Holiday break?
May 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I visited your blog and I was wondering if I can recommend it. Although ours is not a humor website, we can all use a good laugh in this world where there are a lot of things not to laugh about. I am sure my visitors would appreciate websites like yours. Let me know if this is ok. Thanks for your time and take care.